Here's how it works... each time you participate in a thread with the sole purpose of greasing a founding member of the Search Geeks forum, you earn one or more GeekTickets. Total GeekTickets rewards are based on completely arbitrary, unpublished rules that can change at any time for any reason -- sort of like AdWords CPC.
Add a spammy, unrelated backlink to your comment, and you will be awarded a 2x GeekTicket multiplier!
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or "I've never been penalized."
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Hear Bruce Clay say:
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